This site has all sorts of stuff on it. Be sure to check around, and feel free to use the search function (especially if you are here to find something out about computers). In respect to my blog, I will post random stuff there that has very little to do with being serious, and very little to do with the other purposes of this site.

Updates 1/21/2010

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 15:58

Soon I should be re posting a lot of links from the old site (and maybe just even making them entire pages on here) so that all the info I had can be back online. As an added bonus it then gets posted to the homepage and if you didn't know it was there or don't remember it, it will be a refresher and funny.

I am debating whether or not to migrate my jokes blog here or not (would be a jokes page and not a jokes blog). If I decide to do this I may make it into a joke of the day thing for a while (until I run out of good jokes).

The Poopie List

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 21:20

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt crack and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

Updates 1/08/2010

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 19:16
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Well, technically this is the first post of info other than "Happy New Year" and "got apocalypsefalcon.com" in 2010. Today I changed the location of the links on this site, because they were more appropriately placed where they are now (with other sites on the left, and this sites info on its main menu at the top).

Other than that not much has been happening. Getting prepared (kind of hehe) for college eats your time.

apocalypsefalcon.com

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 19:29
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I have now purchased apocalypsefalcon.com and pointed it here. So this shall now be apocalypsefalcon.com until, for some awful reason, that has to change.

Happy New Year 2010

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Fri, 01/01/2010 - 01:54

Just thought I would say Happy New Year before I went to bed. Falcon out.

Updates 12/17/2009

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 22:10
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Today I updated the Drupal install to keep up with security as well as have all the up to date features. After messing with the update (which I had never done before) I was able to get it to work and now the site should be running smoothly.

Console vs. PC

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 15:46
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I have finished my console vs. PC evaluation which can be read HERE. Leave a comment and tell me what you think.

AVA Headshot Screenshots

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 19:50

Multiple headshots at the same time are not easy to get in a game, and since I have done the very unlikely, I have taken the screenshots and put them here. Attached are 2 screenshots with myself scoring 3 headshots at the same time (very difficult). (screenshot 15/40)

Also, for shits and giggles, there is a screenshot of me headshotting someone who had the great idea to name their character "Obama" (screenshot 67)

And yes, this is me blowing my own horn, but hey, do I really have anything better to do with this website?

Oprah is NOT out of a job/quitting television/abducted by aliens

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 15:04

Ok. So people hear that Oprah is "quitting her show" and respond "OMG NOOOOOES OPRAH CANT QUIT WAAAAAH". My response is, "Yeah, she is quitting her show to start up more of her own shows on her own channel. Do I seriously have to explain this?" Yes, Oprah is quitting her show on regular television, only to go over to her own cable channel and do even more shows. I have already heard she has a show planned on a different venue than the show she has now, and also one on the same venue. With a whole channel, however, she will not be gone.

Funny Quotes: Courtesy of =WFC=Pyro

Submitted by apocalypsefalcon on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 14:20
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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

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